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Money can't buy happiness... But it can buy marshmallows. That's pretty close, isn't it?
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~WT
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"Angel was one of my closest friends. It's right that it's Halloween,
because it was her favorite holiday. I knew we'd hit it off from
the moment we met. That skin head was bothering her, and she said
she was more of a man than he'd ever be, and more of a woman than
he'd ever get..."-Mimi Marchiez
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Uh...What exactly am I supposed to put here?
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A Master/Mistress is like a Gardner. His/Her submissve is his/her greatest achievment. A perfect seed that he/she nurtures, cares for, guiding it's growth so that it blossoms into the most extrordinary and unique flower, that blooms always and forever.
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